It Promises Fashion Climax in One Easy Piece
This ad is just too good to leave back in the 70s. For those of you who had forgotten that America went through a period when an adult onesie signified "sex machine," I present to you: The Big Zip. This Bee Gees meets Scarface meets gas station attendant getup has a spot on marketing message too, promising to transform you into a "walking turn on" because it "fits so tight it shows all you've got." Or perhaps one also has to carry around a giant wooden staff for maximum effect.